Valued Customer,
I see that you have taken a big fistful of napkins. Maybe you're like me and like to keep extra in your handbag or car. Maybe you have the eating habits of a toddler. Whatever you need a big stack of napkins for is fine with me as long as you intend to use them. What I don't appreciate is finding the pile of unused napkins on top of your sticky plate with only a couple if dirty ones crumpled over them. Did those napkins do something to you? Do you have a personal vendetta and need to render them useless to anyone forever? NO! You are the one that is useless and obviously wasteful. Stop it. Stop it now.
Sincerely,
Surly Barista
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